I once spent an entire Fall Break on my couch playing AC Brotherhood. I lived off delivery pizza and red wine, like a true Italian assassin. Once I had to go back outdoors again, the entire urban landscape looked like a playground. I couldn’t help but see the world through Ezio’s eyes. At night I’d run around with my friends and climb buildings and run across ledges and railings and scream, “I am Ezio!” in the lamest Italian accent ever. Alas, I came to the harsh realization that I would never be Ezio. This sad reality didn’t completely crush me, though. I figured if I couldn’t be a Italian assassin/parkour-messiah, I could sure come up with a way to train like one. So, I created this lifestyle plan that combines Italian eating habits with a few exercise routines loosely based on Ezio’s mad skills.
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